I'm sick of your conservatism, sick
Of all your hatred of the changing world --
Dismal, wicked, that's all it has become --
A pitiful misanthropy that lies
It loves all of mankind but licks its chops
At thoughts of power over everyone.
Let's go to the savanna, take a vote--
The termites win! The aardvarks starve to death,
The holes of aardvarks can't be turned to dens,
The smaller predators lose all their young,
The smaller prey eat all the seeds -- the drought
Kills plants that cannot then replace themselves --
The ecosystem then collapses, death
Makes desert lands and herds all die, and death
Kills off the lions, leopards, cheetahs -- death
Then visits all the termites who now starve
From lack of plants they used to always eat
And now are gone with socialism's win.
Perhaps a friendly strongman should replace
These stupid voters -- they can't seem to choose
Their socialism with democracy
And do it right -- hyena's always laugh,
Perhaps we ought to put such cheerful things
In charge. Hyenas get the lions, leopards
To join in killing cheetahs off, then lions
Kill off the leopards, too, and fail to see
The pattern. Laughing, the hyenas turn
The smaller predators against the lions
Whose brutal actions fill them all with fear.
And thus the lions are brought down, the last
To die brings out the dark hyenas' laugh
As they wipe out the smaller predators.
And thus the cruel hyenas come to rule
The prey in peace and grow hyena numbers,
Eating at will the herbivores they rule
Until their populations start to crash.
And once the prey has gone extinct, the prey
Becomes hyenas for hyenas -- death
Has found its way in savagery again.
I'm sick of your conservatism, sick
Of all your hatred of the changing world --
Dismal, wicked, that's all it has become --
A pitiful misanthropy that lies
It loves all of mankind but licks its chops
At thoughts of power over everyone.