Song of the Reactionary Busybody

 I saw the neighbor tanning in the nude
But public nudity is awful crude
I went inside to put a stop
To her behavior when I called a cop
I'm glad to say that she is gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn

I saw a kid off smoking pot
I hate to see a mind like that just rot
I went inside to put a stop
To his behavior when I called a cop
I'm glad to say that he is gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn

I'm sick of people doing what
They want. I'm sick of every slut
Who shows her giant boobs and butt
I want these assholes to be gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn

I saw a couple men hold hands
I can't believe that they exchanged gold bands
I went inside to put a stop
To their behavior when I called a cop
I'm sad to say that they aren't gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn

I heard a Spanish-speaking man
On all but English there should be a ban
I went inside to put a stop
To his behavior when I called a cop
I'm sad to say those words ain't gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn

I'm sick of people doing what
They want. I'm sick of every slut
Who shows her giant boobs and butt
I want these assholes to be gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn

I saw some children selling lemonade
Though I knew that no permit had been made
I went inside to put a stop
To their behavior when I called a cop
I'm glad to say that they are gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn

I saw some teens skateboarding down
My street. They should be run out of my town
I went inside to put a stop
To their behavior when I called a cop
I'm glad to say that they are gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn
 
I'm sick of people doing what
They want. I'm sick of every slut
Who shows her giant boobs and butt
I want these assholes to be gone
Now all you kids get off my lawn