When I was growing up, I went to church --
A church that preached that women should wear skirts
Or dresses only -- look the woman's part --
Wear blouses only, never pants and shirts.
We also learned that sex was bad outside
Of holy matrimony -- genuflects
Are for your God if sex should cross your mind --
But tell us don't and all we think is "sex!"
You first take off her shoes, and then you must
Unbutton, then unzip, then pull the pants
Down over her wide hips, then pull her panties
Down, off before the two of you can dance.
Lift up her skirt -- that's almost all you need
To do. You want me to refuse to fuck
When you make easy access to the goal?
When she can straddle me, begin to buck?
Well, I'm no hypocrite. My sexual scenes
Were only with young women in blue jeans.