Money is magic! It is the cure
For every disease that we must endure.
Money is magic! Don't have enough?
We'll give you much more when life becomes rough.
Fathers aren't needed. We will replace
Each one with a money's President's face.
All the world's problems I know you'll smash --
Incentives don't matter -- just give me the cash.
Schools will not teach the students no more?
A money reward will raise every score!
Money is magic! Your virtue is sure
If you have enough. Then you will be pure!
Money is magic! Can't print enough!
Because every value is made by this stuff!