He came into the cave with trumpery
To spare and found the prophet, shot him dead
And told the chained men, "Only look to me.
I'll care for you and you will lose all dread!"
He climbed up to the cavern's open mouth
And rolled a stone across it, made a seal
Against the sun, and then he headed south
And doused the flame. The dark engulfed the real.
"Just hear my voice," the man announced. "That's all
You need, for I'll take care of all of you.
Behind you I have made a great stone wall
Protecting you. I promise that it's true."
He said, "I promise I'm the chosen one!"
Then lit a fart and said, "Behold! The sun!"